lilbitkipsy:

jadedkitten:

The eternal struggle

never did i relate more to Family Guy than this scene

(Source: unicorn-stache, via tricksterswings)

snapchatting:

my life would probably get 2 notes

(Source: snapchatting, via earthly-pleasures)

paracredible:

Hayley for ‘Beauty Exorcist’ x

(via istillloveparamore)

ex0skeletal:

Fun shark attack facts:

  • In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans a year. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
  • For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.

Conclusions:

  1. Humans are assholes.
  2. Sharks are not assholes.
  3. Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.

(via princehansthethirteenth)

dingdongyouarewrong:

i dislike people that say ‘kill all men’ because those people want to live in a world without sir patrick stewart or george takei or sir ian mckellan and i cant trust people that think like that

(via princehansthethirteenth)

spookythunder:

I embarrass myself infront of myself

(Source: lntothefire, via pizza)

alotoflance:

does hannibal eat anything besides people like does he ever eat doritos

(via pizza)

theabbatar:

things i want:

  • to punch myself in the FUCKING FACE
  • some mac n cheese

(Source: littlestpoop, via tricksterswings)

cartoonpolitics:

 “Student loans are destroying the imagination of youth. If there’s a way of a society committing mass suicide, what better way than to take all the youngest, most energetic, creative, joyous people in your society and saddle them with, like $50,000 of debt so they have to be slaves? There goes your music. There goes your culture. There goes everything new that would pop out. And in a way, this is what’s happened to our society. We’re a society that has lost any ability to incorporate the interesting, creative and eccentric people.” ~David Graeber

(via dontbeanassbutt)

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

NEIL YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD 

(Source: stinson, via 0riginal)

sororitysugar:

CUTE ΦM takes disney tank

sororitysugar:

preppy big/little